---

I had other plans
but can't resist your intention

my hands move down my back
and around to the front
never leaving everywhere

I'm too overwhelmed to speak
but I'll smile with hot wet lips
surrounding

you


the tricks I bring are a plunge-r
and a wrench
for tightening

the trick in your closet
is a throbbing rooster

now, I'm sweet and lovely, no?

---

 

it's dark in here
but since you have
tools handy

and are feeling
acquiescent

how about one of
those metal wheels
for belts and ties

and shelves up here
for hat boxes
and gloves?

a wench with a wrench
is worth two in the plunger
she can tighten your nut
& bolts screw the screws
such fun when she comes
as a plumber.

---

storm clouds gather outside
but I'm safe and warm
inside this dark space
a magical closet

I can't see anything
so I imagine a secret place
I've always wanted to be

a necktie, a silk robe
and a weave of nylon
brush my arm

a voice floating
somewhere provokes me

curiosity is killing me
I want to wrap the tie
wear the robe
and find out about
rough nylon material

---

that plumber wrenched me
out of bed and ratcheted
me with up the wall
with her hatchet

no wonder i hide in here
with books and dream
of peaceful carpentry
with others

outside the door
i can still hear
the sucking footsteps
of the yeti

oh boy, what a life!
I finally snagged me a boyfriend
so's I figure all my fantasies
will come true, ya know?
So I talk about 'em, ya know?
But all he does is talk about
playin' with them star wars characters,
ya know?

in the back of the closet
is worse
you want a boy friend
or a Ken doll
did you stop to think
why a four-room house
on the inside
looks like a palace
from the street?

---

I think I've been deceived

in this writing which is s'pos'd to be
poetry poetry poetry poetry
is s'pos'd to be erotica
erotica erotica erotica erotica
          feel so much better now

back to my deception
I'm lost in this magical closet
four rooms I go in!
a closet with 4 rooms!
and I share one with my sister, even!

so I drive up to this castle
should've known then

a very handsome prince kidnaps me
before he figures out I came here on my own

and pulls me in a dark room
surrounds me with men's ties for blindfolds
satin robelets to entice me
freaky nylon mesh shit to scare me

and then asks me if I wanna play Barbie's!

lessee, I know he has a weak spot
so's I can get back on track

I mean, I know what THE weak spot is
but I don't wanna talk about that right now....

---

boo tee call

some
days
you
wish

you'd
just
drank
tea

masturbated

and
gone
back
to
bed


(found this while trudging.  thought it fit the criteria.)

if you don't know how
to play Barbie
you don't fit my criteria

each of the shoeboxes
boxing your feet
is crammed

with torsos, arms, legs
or heads

now mix and match me

certainly you do
have some freaky things
in this closet
body parts I know
that's one thing
mix and match
well that's a different story

masturbation--
nah, don't do that anymore.
it's lonely

*****
the tea with someone
that's the place
I want to be

where I am
no one but
you receive
the gift you
have craved
of living up
to my criteria

words a stun gun
truth
guilt's freedom

first
in chain of command
like none before or after

seldom lifted
arms to chastise

led
but
never sated

in compliance


what am I
but
becoming
what you say


play your hand

---

you will
be moist

black dirt
in spring

and the
sensuous

worms
will bring

you so much
satisfaction

that when
you try

to think
nothing

at all will
come out