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Fn Poem
« on: April 28, 2010, 04:31:19 PM » by Scott Douglas

I was going to write f*** in a poem today
but decided against it because I didn't want to offend anyone.

I'm Canadian, I'm polite.
by saying I'm Canadian, I'm polite, I'm not implying nonCanadians
are impolite, I didn't mean that

but I am Canadian
I'm peaceful

ha
well

not that you're not
I just meant...

we're nice but
not that you're not nice

just

umm

I think I'll shut this fucking poem down right now
before anyone gets hurt

Jesus! did I call this a poem?
I didn't mean that
I didn't mean poem...

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Re: FN Poem
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2010, 04:36:05 PM » by Sue Lozynskyj

Smiling here Scott, I really like the meandering circular journey of this. Thanks for the read.

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Re: FN Poem
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2010, 04:51:40 PM » by Tom Riordan

Very good reading, VERY funny ending, Scott! Tom

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Re: FN Poem
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2010, 06:19:55 PM » by StellaR

I am also from the not so Frozen North
and I love this
sorry, really love this!

Stella

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Re: FN Poem
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2010, 03:02:53 PM » by Scott Douglas

hey
thanks for the views and comments.

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Re: FN Poem
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2010, 07:08:03 PM » by Peter.R

Neil Young swears!

:-)

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(Why do I get either 2 videos, or just a link and an 'embedded disabled' message, anyone help please?)
Sorry for f**king up your thread, Scott!

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Re: FN Poem
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2010, 09:01:22 AM » by cherylleverette

hysterical, Scott. you've done it again, just being yourself. love it.

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Re: FN Poem
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2010, 10:37:34 AM » by Scott Douglas

Peter

Yes, Neil Young swears
but I chaulk that up to his stint in California
and listening to Crosby, Stills and Nash banter.

Cheryl
that is a beautiful comment, thanks!

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Re: FN Poem
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2010, 11:24:08 AM » by Tom Riordan

On this whole issue of Canadian foul language, one need only watch South Park: The Movie with its incredibly true anthem "Blame Canada!"

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Re: FN Poem
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2010, 02:45:23 PM » by Scott Douglas

It's odd.
I really don't know how outsiders see us.

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Re: FN Poem
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2010, 04:16:42 PM » by Tom Riordan

We don't.

(Just kidding.)

((Half.))

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Re: FN Poem
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2010, 05:20:11 PM » by Scott Douglas

Quote from: Tom Riordan on April 30, 2010, 04:16:42 PM

We don't.

(Just kidding.)

((Half.))

I was going to say that.
I'm surprised we sparked a song at all.
Actually incognito is the way to go.

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Re: FN Poem
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2010, 05:32:48 PM » by Tom Riordan

That was what provided the humor of the foul-mouthed Canadian menace. Seriously, as far as I gather, Canadians are thought to be a sensible, progressive people living happily in a successful country. What do they do there besides love hockey and endure cold? No one down here has the faintest idea. We do seem to like Canadian comedians, though.

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Re: FN Poem
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2010, 07:48:45 PM » by Scott Douglas

Yeah, comedians are our third biggest export, second being general malaise.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_comedians

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Re: FN Poem
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2010, 07:56:44 PM » by Peter.R

is the biggest export Leonard Cohen?

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